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Diamond Zero
A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
Release Date:
2005-05-24
Runtime:
85 minutes
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Starring:
Bronson Pinchot
as Bergerac De La Houssey
Tippi Hedren
as Eleanor Kelly
Darin Heames
as Lulu
Leo Rossi
as Augustine Garza
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Timothy McNeil
as Dr. Simon Lockbuster
Richard Moll
as Detective Jackson
Joan Van Ark
as The Hemingway Diamond
Joseph Ruskin
as Quentin Leeds
John Churchill
as Detective Grubbs
Tuesday Knight
as Lil
Van Epperson
as Arnie Crump
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David Ripley
as Mark
Khadijah Karriem
as Pamela Riggs
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Alan Charof
as Jean