Cruise of the Gods
Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Release Date:
2002-12-23
Runtime:
90 minutes
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Starring:
Rob Brydon
as Andy Van Allen
Steve Coogan
as Nick Lee
David Walliams
as Jeff Monks
James Corden
as Russell
Philip Jackson
as Hugh Bispham
Niall Buggy
as Graham Ball
Helen Coker
as Jenny
Rachel Shelley
as Yasmina
Jack Jones
as Himself
Brian Conley
as Himself
Robin Weaver
as Vivienne
Daniel Cerqueira
as Daniel
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Matt Whitelock
as Neil
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Julian Field
as Billy's Time Bike Fan
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Arturo Venegas
as Captain Koulouris
Di Botcher
as Mrs Hatcher
Gray O'Brien
as 'Casualty' Doctor
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Lisa McNaught
as Gemma Clay
Gavan O'Herlihy
as Mickey
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Shelley Blond
as PA Romy
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Tom Alexopoulos
as Jim Schneider
Paul Mark Elliott
as Castor Voice Over
Jake Broder
as Lloyd
Russell Brand
as Woolly Hat Fan
Vasilis Panayi
as Photographer
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Cole Borris
as One-eyed Child
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Dallas Messias
as Jack Jones Fan
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Andrew McHale
as Pool 'Castormind' Fan
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Ugo Mazin
as 'Watson'
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Ian Robertson
as 'Ponytailed Scumbag'