Up Your Alley
A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.
Release Date:
1971-08-04
Runtime:
70 minutes
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Starring:
Frank Corsentino
as Seymour
Haji
as Maria Manina
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Michael Finn
as Grogan
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Marius Mazmanian
as Toenails
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Lee McLaughlin
as Sissy
Charles Knapp
as Don Marco
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Lillian Shrewsbury
as Mother
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Irene Makarewicz
as Aunt
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John Bloom
as Bruno
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Tyra Tashiro
as Gardener
Luanne Roberts
as Nazi
Uschi Digard
as Spumoni #1
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Georgette Dante
as Spumoni #2
Cheri Caffaro
as Flapper / Girl at Airport
Vincent Barbi
as Sicilian Gang Member
Cara Peters
as Sicilian Gang Member
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Michael Stearns
as Steam Room Gang
Albert Cole
as Man at Airport
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Lynn Harris
as Girl at Party
William Kirschner
as Man at Party
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Monica Gayle
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Terri Johnson
as Party Guest (uncredited)
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Fern Tom
as Girl at Party
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Jay Colonna
as Steam Room Gang
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Anthony Giger
as Krown
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Steve Raymond
as The Chief
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Parker Haig
as Hippie
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Gordon McGill
as Man at Airport
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Charles Summerfield
as Man at Airport