What a Mess!
A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.
Release Date:
1995-03-30
Runtime:
143 minutes
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Starring:
Valeriy Garkalin
as Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
as Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
as Praskov'ya Krolikova
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
as Kozyulski
Igor Ugolnikov
as Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Sergey Batalov
as Lieutenant
Rolan Bykov
as Brilliant's buyer
Leonid Kuravlyov
as USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
as Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Oleg Efremov
as Nikolay Grigoryevich
Oleg Tabakov
as Sukhodrishchev
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Aleksandr Voroshilo
as Kozma
Nonna Mordyukova
as Registry Office Worker
Sergei Artsybashev
as Registry Office Worker
Yevgeni Vesnik
as Doctor
Evgeniy Gerchakov
as Director of the Orchestra
Arkadiy Koval
as TV Announcer
Yevgeni Aleksandrov
as Reporter
Irina Apeksimova
as Step performer
Valery Nikolaev
as Step performer
Valery Afanasyev
as Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Sergey Gabrielyan
as Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov
Tatyana Kravchenko
as Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum
Yuriy Chernov
as Suitcase carrier
Vladimir Gusev
as General
Gennady Matveev
as General
Boris Smorchkov
as General
Yuriy Kuzmenkov
as man with a goat
Lev Borisov
as Mafiosi
Viktor Gajnov
as Mafiosi